I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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