I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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