sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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