i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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