I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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