That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
How external is "for external use only"?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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