you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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