brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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