Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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