I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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