I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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