gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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