Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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