we have pet lesbian snakes
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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