I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Dear god my vagina.
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