In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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