D3 body, D1 cock
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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