love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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