I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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