I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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