Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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