Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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