You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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