i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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