oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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