You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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