For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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