walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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