Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just google imaged poop.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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