Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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