we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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