i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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