And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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