Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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