Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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