all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
he shaved USA in his pubs
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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