Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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