In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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