Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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