did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
