All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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