Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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