The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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