well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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