Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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