i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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