You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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