oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I checked into jail on foursquare
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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