I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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