As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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