If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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