508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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