Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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