i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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