Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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