and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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