I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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