is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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